The Cobbler And Bean

One hot arid day in the small town of Langtry, the inimitable Judge Roy Bean stuck his head into the doorway of the town cobbler. "Hey there old man," Bean said. "have you ever seen me before?"

The cobbler stopped his work. "No," he replied.

"Then," cried Bean, with a laugh. "how do you know I am me?!"

With that, Judge Bean disappeared in a puff of smoke. Thus, the cobbler was illuminated.